#positive-outlook

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"