#positive-outlook

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."