#positive-outlook

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."