#positive-outlook

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"