#positive-outlook

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."