#positive-outlook

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."