#positive-outlook

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."