#positive-outlook

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."