#positive-outlook

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."