#positive-outlook

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."