#positive-outlook

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."