#positive-outlook

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

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"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."