#positive-outlook

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

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"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."