#positive-quotes

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."