#positive-quotes

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."