#positive-quotes

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."