#positive-quotes

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."