#positive-quotes

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."