#positive-quotes

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."