"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."
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"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."
"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."
"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."
"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."
"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."
"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."
"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."
"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."
"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."
"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."
"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."
"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."
"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."
"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"
"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."
"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."
"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."
"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."
"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."