#positive-quotes

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."