#positive-quotes

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."