#positive-quotes

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"I will always find a way and a way will always find me."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."