#positive-thoughts

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Don't live to be judged for what you haven't done. Live to be judged for what you have done."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Panic, fear, worry, doubt, negativity ... words not recognized by Cosmic Ordering."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"It's no shame in reaching second or third base if you aimed for first base."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"