#positive-thoughts

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Don’t let time make a fool of you, use Cosmic Ordering."

"Don’t wait for success, use Cosmic Ordering."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"To make Cosmic Ordering work you have to start using it."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Wealth creation is 10% of what you know and 90% Cosmic Ordering."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."