#positive-thoughts

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"There is no eleventh hour with Cosmic Ordering, only the golden hour."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"All in good time is something Cosmic Ordering does not follow."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"There’s the impossible and then there’s Cosmic Ordering."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Even when in the midst of disturbance, the stillness of the mind can offer sanctuary."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."