#positive-thoughts

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Just a minute, Cosmic Ordering can give you a whole lot more ... a whole lifetime of more."