#positive-thoughts

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"You are human, so stop acting as if though you are a sheep and start thinking for yourself."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."