#positive-thoughts

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"