#positive-thoughts

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Without enthusiasm then what we have surrounded ourselves with becomes worthless."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."