#positive-thoughts

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"The difficulties and challenges in your life are the lessons you need to learn to grow and development."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Nakamura Tempu Sensei viewed the mind as a segment of the body that could not be seen and the body as the element of the mind that was observable. He also likened the mind and body to a stream, with the mind as the source flowing down to the body. Whatever we drop in the stream will be carried down by the current. In like manner, our thoughts will influence the body and our well being."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"With Cosmic Ordering, the best days of your life are always ahead of you."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Failures and mistakes are lessons to be learned from. They are opportunities for growth."