#positive-thoughts

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Cosmic Ordering is an ever full piggy bank."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Believing in negative thoughts is the single greatest obstruction to success."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"The grass withers, the flower fades, but Cosmic Ordering stands forever."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"To fail is nothing, unless you continue to ignore Cosmic Ordering."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."