#positive-thoughts

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"With Cosmic Ordering it’s not only your wealth that grows, your mind does too!"

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"The difficulties and challenges in your life are the lessons you need to learn to grow and development."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"It’s not about working for money, it’s about having money work for you."