#positive-thoughts

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Success will be within your reach only when you start reaching out for it."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Only positive thoughts can inspire you to positive actions."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."