#positive-thoughts

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Sick of lame ducks, use Cosmic Ordering and your ducks will lay golden eggs."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"The true measure of success is how many times you can bounce back from failure."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Rome wasn’t built in a day, but that's because they never used Cosmic Ordering."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Don’t let time make a fool of you, use Cosmic Ordering."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Believing in negative thoughts is the single greatest obstruction to success."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"