#positive-thoughts

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."