#positive-thoughts

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"When we give up the chase, we give up our wishing."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"There's always a free lunch with Cosmic Ordering."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"A Cosmic Ordering beginning makes a wealthy ending."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

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"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."