#positive-thoughts

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"The true measure of success is how many times you can bounce back from failure."

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"When faced with a hurdle then give it all you've got to jump over it because it can't be done in two stages."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"In the beginning man was poor, then along came Cosmic Ordering."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."