#powerful-story

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."