#powerful-story

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."