#powerful-story

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."