#powerful-story

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."