#powerful-story

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."