#powerful-story

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."