#powerful-story

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."