#powerful-story

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."