#powerful-story

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."