#powerful-story

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."