#Problem

"One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy."

"Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our problem."

"I'm always swimming forward like a shark. You just keep going and you don't rest. I love waking up knowing that I have a problem to solve."

"Don't show a friend your gift, or your bag of money if you still want to maintain your relationship, but if nay, go on, and all you'll see is hate and jealousy, and you'll fight with him in the street like a dog and all you'll feel is regret."

"I'm not for gratuitous nudity, but if there's humor, I don't have a problem."

"About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure."

"To ask the 'right' question is far more important than to receive the answer. The solution of a problem lies in the understanding of the problem; the answer is not outside the problem, it is in the problem."

"Anybody who succeeds is helping people. The secret to success is find a need and fill it; find a hurt and heal it; find a problem and solve it."

"Thus, though I dislike to differ with such a great man, Voltaire was simply ludicrous when he said that if god did not exist it would be necessary to invent him. The human invention of god is the problem to begin with."

"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it."

"Well, if it can be thought, it can be done, a problem can be overcome,"

"The biggest problem with every art is by the use of appearance to create a loftier reality."

"The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year."

"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."

"People with money have to worry about who their real friends are. I don’t have that problem for two reasons: I don’t have any money, and I don’t have any friends."

"All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women."

"The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood."

"Many people pray to be kept out of unexpected problems. Some people pray to be able to confront and overcome them."

"Do you know what your problem is? You can't live with the idea that someone might leave."

"All problems are illusions of the mind."