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"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."