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"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"La memoria es como libro en el cual se escribe toda nuestra vida. Algunas veces deseamos cerrarlo y olvidarlo para no recordar todos los escabrosos detalles, y otras veces deseamos abrirlo y observarlo detenidamente, queriendo volver a sentir lo mismo que sentimos en aquel momento."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Non-judgment quiets the internal dialogue, and this opens once again the doorway to creativity."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."