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"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Sometimes you have to be apart from people you love, but that doesn't make you love them any less. Sometimes you love them more."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Anybody can fail."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."