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"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."