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"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Mine was the twilight and the morning. Mine was a world of rooftops and love songs."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"To you I am neither man nor woman. I come before you as an author only. It is the sole standard by which you have a right to judge me--the sole ground on which I accept your judgment."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."