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"You’re not a bad person, you’re just a little bit different and I’m a sucker for that."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"How could I live above the water or breathe under it. How could I swim in darkness consumed in an ocean of you? Falling or flying towards you, losing or finding myself in you and beauty was never the word to catch all that you are. For now I know the means of the infinite and it all starts and ends with you."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Mine was the twilight and the morning. Mine was a world of rooftops and love songs."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Excuse me, I feel interrupted and I think I've overdose from the idea of loving you."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"If the fate of the universe was decided in a single moment at the instant of the Big Bang , that was the most creative moment of all."