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"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."