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"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head that they have nothing to say you haven't heard before and it's about time they disbanded until they have something positive to say."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"New Year - a new chapter, new verse, or just the same old story ? Ultimately we write it. The choice is ours."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Maybe love was meant to save us from ourselves."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."