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"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"If I lived a million lives, I would've felt a million feelings and I still would've fallen a million times for you."

"I do my job like I breathe — so if I can’t breathe I’m in trouble."