#sacred-wisdom

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."