#sacred-wisdom

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."