#sacred-wisdom

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."