#sacred-wisdom

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."