"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."
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"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."
"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."
"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."
"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."
"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."
"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."
"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."
"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"
"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."
"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."
"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."
"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."
"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."
"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."
"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."
"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."
"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."
"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."
"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."