#sacred-wisdom

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."