#sacred-wisdom

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."